that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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