Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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