so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I need to align my fucking chakras
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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