Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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