i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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