oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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