you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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