i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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