Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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