matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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