There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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