his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he shaved USA in his pubs
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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