Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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