why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
