you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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