Me too!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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