I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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