Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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