I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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