I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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