David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on