think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.