so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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