and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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