Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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