Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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