I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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