Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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