paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
