My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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