my sisters under your porch take her home
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You need a sexual gate keeper
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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