your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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