Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
