Farmville is her only friend.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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