Sry I called you an 8
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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