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say what?
wanna hang out?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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