I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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