i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
thus making me awesome and them whores
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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