@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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