On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
