so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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