JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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