so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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