what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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