i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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