With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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