party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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