he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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