Cold hands, warm shart.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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