You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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