Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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