I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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