Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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